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Remember, it's just a game | Remember, it's just a game | ||
- | //**Blood and souls for my Lord...**// er... what was his name again? | + | **//Blood and souls for my Lord...//** er... what was his name again? |
You know you're all Chaotic Greedy anyway | You know you're all Chaotic Greedy anyway | ||
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An unemployed jester is nobody' | An unemployed jester is nobody' | ||
- | “Maybe I'm just getting too old to want to have to deal with a heap o' | + | “Maybe I’m just getting too old to want to have to deal with a heap o’ rules and the steaming heap o’ rules lawyers who go with them.” \\ ― Gary Gygax |
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+ | Fight on! | ||
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+ | Q: Why do paladins wear chainmail? \\ A: Because it’s holey armor | ||
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+ | Q: How do you get a D&D player to go out with you? \\ A: You ask them for a d8 | ||
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+ | Q: What tool helps a wizard with writing the correct runes into their spellbook? \\ A: A spell checker | ||
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+ | Q: Why did the Drow become a comedian? \\ A: For the Lolth | ||
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+ | Q: Why do thieves wear leather armor? \\ A: Because it's literally made from hide | ||
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+ | **Q:** Where do you get your ideas from? \\ **Gary:** Jack Chick. \\ -- Gary Gygax |