The Registry of Retired Adventurers

I mean, if you think about it, Bilbo is sort of the quintessential retired adventurer...A memoir of the brave and foolhardy who have hung up the sword and staff for the pursuit of other matters

No adventurers have yet found the solace whiling away their days in the warmth of the fire counting their hard-won wealth.



“I guess I'll retire someday if I live that long.”
– Bobby Bowden

“We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.”
– T. S. Eliot


An unemployed jester is nobody's fool